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| The Top Ten Things That Men Would Do If They Woke Up and Had a Vagina For a Day... | |
| 10 | Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. |
| 9 | Squat over the mirror for an hour and a half. |
| 8 | See if they could finally do the splits. |
| 7 | See if it's truly possible to shoot a ping pong ball 20 feet. |
| 6 | Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. |
| 5 | Get picked up in a bar in ten minutes... BEFORE closing time. |
| 4 | Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. |
| 3 | Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded to video tape. |
| 2 | Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. |
| And the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina- | |
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Finally find that damned G-spot. |
| The Top Ten Things That Women Would Do If They Woke Up and Had a Penis For a Day... | |
| 10 | Get ahead faster in corporate America. |
| 9 | Learn to stare with that I'm undressing you look. |
| 8 | Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. |
| 7 | Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. |
| 6 | Deternine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. |
| 5 | Find out what it's like to be on the other side of a surging orgasm. |
| 4 | Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. |
| 3 | Jump up and down with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. |
| 2 | Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member that magically causes two full inches to be added to the final measurement. |
| And the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis- | |
| 1 | Get a blow job. |
Other Pages to Read and Sites to be Seen
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Fix Your Problems! PhilskiFunny Pages Go to the Gyroscope A Site That Spins With A Slight Wobble |
The Webtender The Home Bartender's Favorite Site Capt. Morgans aka rum.com has huge rum drink database |
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