Seven New York City bartenders were asked to nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach:  You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach:  Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years, Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

Drink: White Zin
Personality:   Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Drink: Shots
Personality:  Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Your Approach:  Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

****If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows****







And then some wise crack summarised the men for all of you...

Drink: Beer
Personality: wants to get laid

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: wants to get laid

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: wants to get laid

Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: wants to get laid

Drink: White Zin
Personality: GAY

Drink: Shots
Personality: wants to get laid

**If HE likes salt on the rim of HIS Margarita, he wants to get laid**

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