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| 1 | It's an incentive to show up. |
| 2 | It reduces stress. |
| 3 | It leads to more honest communications. |
| 4 | It reduces complaints about low pay. |
| 5 | It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. |
| 6 | Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. |
| 7 | It helps save on heating costs in the winter. |
| 8 | It encourages carpooling. |
| 9 | Increase job satisfaction because, if you have a bad job, you don't care. |
| 10 | It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. |
| 11 | It makes fellow employees look better |
| 12 | It makes the cafeteria food taste better. |
| 13 | Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. |
| 14 | Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. |
| 15 | Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing. |
| 16 | Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. |
| 17 | It makes everyone more open with their ideas. |
| 18 | Everyone agrees work is better after they've had a couple of drinks. |
| 19 | Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. |
| 20 | Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. |
| 21 | It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union. |
| 22 | The janitor's closet will finally have a use. |
| 23 | Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. |
| 24 | Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross." |
| 25 | Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language. |
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